Mom

A term that fanboys and fangirls use when addressing females they greatly admire.

My mom, Melanie Martinez, has tix on sale YASSSSSS

by Abnormalbeings May 25, 2016

Mom

A subclass of homo sapien, commonly known to tell you to pause online games, let your annoying little brother play a one person game, and embarrass you around friends, crushes, and any other place that they can most.

Extra notes:

•They are a very adapted ancient species, so they have no idea how technology in these new ages works.
•Think that they know everything, and have no knowledge of anything that they say they know, and try to make themselves sound smart when they really aren't the smartest thing alive.

My mom was embarrassing me this morning.

by HarshMyMello August 14, 2017

Mom

She has been with you through your whole life. Hell, she GAVE you life. She would do anything for you and has always wanted the best things to come your way. She has shaped you to be the person you are now. She is a kind, compassionate, hardworking, charismatic person who you love dearly.

Man she's so good with kids
I know. She has to be a Mom

by Mikky_mouse158 April 4, 2017

Mom

The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

by piss fish June 8, 2022

Mom

She is a asshole and a hore

My mom is a ass

by Garyass September 23, 2021

Momming

A slang term used for when you do something of a particularly hype manner.

“I’m literally momming on these kids.”
“We’re going momming in town today.”

by This Kid August 25, 2021

mom

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

by stinky fishy June 13, 2020