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Brandon

a jolly asian fellow that is always filled with cheer.
whata Brandon.

OMBrandon
by slawisgood December 6, 2010
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Brandon

The biggest jerk you will ever meet. Self-absorbed, selfish, player who does not care about anyone else's feelings but his own. Brandon also does not see himself to do any wrong. Its always your fault.
I hate Brandon
by honesthazeleyes July 18, 2011
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Brandon

A guy who has crushes only on gay girls
Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.
by Jfjtjajjsbtjtieiwjgbhwkamdm February 2, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.
"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"
by 6'4" November 6, 2019
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Brandon

An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends
That kid just srceamed "Yolo". Porbably a Brandon.
by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.
Dang is that a brandon!
by sksksksksksskahahahalol July 21, 2019
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Brandon

All around great man who loves with his whole heart. From the moment I first met him I was addicted to his silly, goofy, and outrageous ways. Sometimes he can be serious too like when he is in protective mode as a lifeguard. I never met a person like him who could make me laugh so hard that I forget all my stupid insecurities. You will miss him for years until he suddenly shows up when you need him the most. Truly the best person I ever met, I love you so much.
Brandon stole all my pens but somehow I am happy he touched them all.
by LittleMissSunshine3 October 14, 2022
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