The act of cumming in a girl's mouth and then having her spit it into your own mouth, where you then spread her anus and spit the cum into it.
My girlfriend asked me to give her a Swedish Bidet and I couldn't say no
Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet
Brian gave Sally an awesome Swedish Bidet
by Keto Arra July 14, 2022
Get the Swedish Bidetmug. A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.
by Mtdependable October 18, 2017
Get the Swedish Napmug. by PappusClappus July 29, 2020
Get the Swedish sexmug. by MaxPowerDefines September 21, 2019
Get the Swedish Pescatarianmug. A type of preparation of coffee, most popular in Sweden, where a coffe cup is filled up less than half way, and a coin is dropped into the bottom. Then, vodka is poured into the coffee until the coin is visible.
by Lauraface August 10, 2007
Get the swedish coffeemug. Swedish Love is the definition of having sex and not saying a single word or touching each other during the process,
Therefor you cannot put your silky manly hands on the women you're showing Swedish Love to, only ram your cock in her ass and cum on the sheet, which has to be black.
Therefor you cannot put your silky manly hands on the women you're showing Swedish Love to, only ram your cock in her ass and cum on the sheet, which has to be black.
"OMG Swedish Love is soooo romantic! I did it when i was sober and virgin, we didn't even talk or touch each other"
by rocketbuttfucker21106 November 20, 2017
Get the Swedish Lovemug. Systematic thinking process where you find a reason why something was not your fault, but rather the person who is blaming you for something. Only Swedish people can understand this higher level of thinking and it often confuses and irritate others
Normal guy: You droped my new phone you idiot
Swede: It was your fault so dont blame me
Normal guy: How so you fucking ass
Swede: If you would'nt have tried to take your phone back from me, I would'nt have had to try to keep it from you which was what caused me to drop it. So terefore it was your fault
Normal guy: Thats so dumb, thats swedish logic which im not Smart enough to handle
Swede: It was your fault so dont blame me
Normal guy: How so you fucking ass
Swede: If you would'nt have tried to take your phone back from me, I would'nt have had to try to keep it from you which was what caused me to drop it. So terefore it was your fault
Normal guy: Thats so dumb, thats swedish logic which im not Smart enough to handle
by usakakan January 25, 2011
Get the Swedish Logicmug.