ellendale sprinkler

When a fat overbearing woman who wears men's underwear pulls the dick hole part of the underwear apart and pisses on her sissy husbands face while he calls her a mans name, like Randy.

That poor bastard is getting an Ellendale sprinkler when he gets home.

by SummerTeeth February 02, 2015

sprinkler system

The sexual act where multiple women squirt on the face of a male participant. Essentially female bukkake.

Last night was so hot, five girls gave me the sprinkler system!

by Lrrr Ruler of Omicron Persei 8 August 31, 2018

Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 23, 2010

Squirting Sprinkler

The magnificent and rarely seen art of female ejaculation. That can result in a spurt of lady love juice that can be sprayed like a sprinkler system.

She rode him like a bucking broncho until her squirting orgasm sprayed like a sprinkler (aka a Squirting sprinkler).

by WandaHoneyBunch April 14, 2025

Seattle Sprinkler

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?

by Xippo June 07, 2024

Sprinklering

The action of your sprinklers when they water your lawn. Also may be, the splash of the water from the sprinklers hitting the lawn and surrounding yard art. Aka Grass Wetting.

Is it raining?
-No, its just sprinklering.

by Mrs of the Mr January 02, 2017

Wrinkle Sprinkler

When 2 grandmas are scissoring each other and squirting all over the place

I went into my grandma’s room and she was performing a wrinkle sprinkler with my other grandma.

by KG2792 March 21, 2022