soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

Soviet Union

a state that collapsed in 1991. gave us one of the best anthems of all time, which was powerful to use in every end of a battle

wow, the Soviet Union was the largest country by size in the 1980s before getting killed to form about a few countries. Russia is trying to get it back when they win the war against Ukraine.

by irieomgfunny/面白い May 27, 2022

Soviet Union

HIGH ON VODKA PUTIN RIDING A BEAR

Soviet Union dab

by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018

Sovietism

A form of authoritarianism based on the illusion of socialism or communism

Many people in the west believe sovietism is the goal of socialists

by Республика Федералний Вилеяска June 20, 2023

Soviet Discotheque

When an action or objective goes according to plan.Usually said with a Borat impression and followed by high fives (bonus points for added Slavic dance moves).

Ah shit, we managed to dodge all that traffic and make it to the show on time, Soviet Discotheque! *dances in Borat*

by DrK88 July 22, 2024

Soviet connections

The main theme in the game Grand Theft Auto IV.

-Yo, you know Soviet connections?
-I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

by -kyfly May 26, 2023