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smart nipple

The nipple that sticks up / out the most.
Darcy has 2 lazy eyes and her smart nipple is on the right.
by Smart Nipple Guy January 20, 2011
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book smart

To excel with academia, and SUCK with real life.
A book smart professor was hit by a bus. Brilliant on paper, dull in life.
by cannedgoods October 19, 2005
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smart mouth

Someone who is very selfish in the way that they speak. They don’t think before they speak and it’s usually passive aggressive or rude
Jena: that’s a pretty outfit “sarcastically
Steve: shut up Jena just because you’re poor
Jena: don’t start with me smart mouth
by Itsactuallyjesus August 4, 2019
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vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.
Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".
by I.C. REW July 1, 2011
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smart

Someone who knows the difference between:

there, their and they're
its and it's
etc.
Smart:

Mommy, what are those half-naked women doing on the corner over there? Well honey, they're trying to make money to feed their babies.

Not-so-smart:

Something me and you are probably not.
Something that most people think they are, and guess what, their not. And i can say that cause im 16.

soome prick-ass who thinks they know everything but is probably gonna get fucked up when there 16 b/c they want to be cool.
by NeverStopLearning November 9, 2007
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Smart

You're not smart before you realise that you are stupid.
Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!

Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!
by Påsan March 16, 2009
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Smart

Adjective added to make something sound new, trendy, or better when it's really just the same warmed-over crap.

Way overused these days, to the point of being corny.

Example: Smart Cars, Smart Timer, Smart investing, Smart menu
Marketing: Look, it's the new Smart Car.
Really: An engine on a cheap plastic chassis selling for 18K. More cheaply made than the 9K Chevrolet Aveo.

Marketing: This new Smart timer turns can turn your lights on when dark.
Really: Nothing more than a fancy light-sensor. They've been around for 50 years.

Marketing: ING direct is a smart way to invest your money.
Really: Just a bank CD. No smarter than any other bank CD. Only called "Smart" to mask the hidden fees.

Marketing: Behold the new Dunkin' Donuts Smart Menu.
Really: Formerly known as the low-fat menu. Now it's somehow "smart."
by Uncle Lance March 18, 2009
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