Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.

I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.

by Fussganger May 4, 2009

Man Shopping

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.

Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."

by soaringeagles December 23, 2010

Wig Shopping

Wig Shopping is slang word from the gang ABZ "Asian Boys" which means
-head hunting
-Shooting someone in the Head with a gun
-hunting down an enemy or shooting up a enemy

-"Lets go shoot them up...time for us to go Wig shopping"

-"Wig Shopping with my AK-47...son"

-Stop rejecting this word or i'm gonna have to star wig shoppin for the editors head at Urbandictionary.com

by ABZ Sicco Blue August 29, 2012

coffee shop

hard song by yung joc bout cocaine being sold at a trap house

first i take they order at the coffee
then i cook it up and serve it at the coffee shop

by real shit May 28, 2007

shop got

1. When a shop assistant holds you up with unwanted conversation.
2. When there is a long wait in the check-out line when shopping.

1. Me: That chick in the gift shop held me up talking about her divorce.

You: Yeah you were shop got.

2. Me: It took me 10 minutes to get out of the check-out line.

You: You were shop got.

by Blueteddy June 25, 2009

Opp shopping

A term used in the south side of Chicago to refer too loading up the Glock with a extendo and hollow tips. And slide on the opostions block looking for opps to kill or IE opp shopping

Aye folk load the 30s we opp shopping tonight.

by Kenneth Hughes March 27, 2020

Shop-Rite

Old people come here on the senior bus to get some groceries and get food for their cats, so they do not eat out their eyeballs.

Too many fucking old people at Shop-Rite!

by Paul Johnson's decapitated head June 29, 2004