Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

sHlong

A mans third leg

Keep playing with me I'ma hit you with sHlong.

by Prøblemz6k May 21, 2024

long shlong

LONG PENIS or hot dog

that man had a long shlong

by im someone October 29, 2020

Shlong

Big penis

Asians have small shlongs

by Lol6969suclmec0k January 18, 2018

Shlong

(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area

Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?

Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong

by Wat3rm3l0n January 2, 2023

Shlong

wiggly jiggly PP

My shlong burns when i put it in acid

by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024