Mega Shlong

A Mega Shlog is a Amogos monster who like old dinos but then my dog found out tommorrow that it is very goofy ahh to slap nuts with a cat who ate next week and pissed his bed on the table.

My Mega Shlong is an old lady

by ..............l.l.ll.l April 25, 2022

shlong

the most massive of cocks

my shlong is the size of a football field

by horsecockk October 1, 2021

Shlong

so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

by biggesty dinklelberrie June 29, 2019

chicks with shlongs

another word for trans woman THEY ARE WOMAN TOO YA KNOW

homophobe omg look it a chicks with shlongs

trans womans oi bitch we are just trans say it

by randome-gay-bitch April 16, 2022

Shlong

Heaven on earth. Slides in and will make you creamy.

" Damn bro heaven is really a place on earth, because I love your juicy shlong.

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022

Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023

SHLONG

Long sausage

“Yo look at that German SHLONG”

by Jade0907 February 16, 2018