Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022

Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi May 22, 2018

Shlong

male genitalia

Whipped out, erect nine inch shlong.

by Bigtiddyanimethot March 9, 2020

shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023

general long shlong

A dude with a massive dick.

Holy shit. It's general long shlong.

by AbramsM203 February 23, 2017

Shlong

Cock/Dick/Skinny Penis/Willy

I Have A Real Large Shlong Today!

by ThatOneSmallKid June 23, 2017

Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.

Bro slammed his shlong all over my face

by dickduck3000 May 31, 2023