shitcoms

It's like a sitcom, but it's a comedy about shit. Sitcoms are comedies about classical situations, loved by people around the world. Shitcoms are meaningless and reak with mendacity.

Dude 1: I hate shitcoms.
Dude 2: You mean like cavemen, carpoolers, and alf?
Dude 1: Yea, they were flops.
Dude 2: The best sitcoms were Friends and How I Met Your Mother. Why can't the networks make more sitcoms like Friends?
Dude 1: TV networks are total bitchass.
Dude 2: Perhaps, they are stoned.

by Sitcom May 29, 2009

crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.

That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

shitcow

An extremely large person that resembles a cow but is really a piece of shit.

Goddamn, look at that shitcow.

by Solish December 8, 2004

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

Shithound

A person who enjoys sniffing their own crap when they are on the bowl.

The other day Rudi was telling me how bad the bathroom smelled after he finished talking a dump. I noticed that he really likes to smell his own crap. He must be a shithound.

by MattyG82 June 4, 2009

shitfoot

A spectator sport - Shitfoot is a game played after stepping in a shit. 2 or more players required. Step 1) Accidentally tread in a random shit. Step 2) Loudly voice your disgust to raise attention levels of witnesses Step 3) Start deciding who, out of the laughing witnesses, will be your target. Step 4) Raise the offending shitfoot and chase your target in a hopping/running style while they freak out. Step 5) Clean and sterilize the unfortunate foot so it is ready for your next game of Shitfoot

I really enjoyed that game of Shitfoot yesterday!
The dog has instigated yet another game of shitfoot!
Shitfoot - a game the whole family can play!
Alissa and I love a good game of shitfoot!

by Random J April 9, 2011

ShitZor

Derived from Shit, as in Holy Shit (OR simply ShitZor)I wanna park my tuck in her garage.

May also be negative.

"ShitZor!, Damn that nigglet is boobtastic"

"ShitZor I just got Capped by that nigglet"

by Pimp Masta J May 23, 2004