burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.

Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."

by streetwedge November 20, 2009

Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

elf on shelf

getting a blow job while sitting on a higher position (table ) or bureau and girl get her head same height

I sat on the mantle, like an elf on shelf while my girl gave me a blow job standing up

by dolbery October 9, 2017

Top shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 April 9, 2007

top shelf

The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.

His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.

by Khye Kading July 1, 2004

Butt Shelf

butt shelf: an implant into a girl's ass that is so high and large you can place a drink on it.

"The bar was crowded but I found a place on Acea's butt shelf to store my stella."

by David A. Porter January 14, 2010

Elf on a shelf

A term used to describe someone with elf like ears as a elf on a shelf you would have on a shelf at Christmas

Elf on a shelf can be used as an insult . The catch me outside girl uses this also.

by T.S. Elf on a shelf September 21, 2017