shart

when u go to fart and push to hard and crap your self.usualy by accident.unless ur a loser and do this for fun.
sorry man,i sharted on your cat.


i love to shart.


sharting smells
by Jahova Witness man January 30, 2005
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To produce a fart that has a small mixture of shit. Usually not done on purpose but can result in a very dirty underwear!
I had to fart really bad, so I tried to let it out quietly but to my dismay I sharted, so my pants got shit in them!
by akabugeyes April 30, 2005
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Also known as the the classic "two for one deal"
While meeting the parents of his new girlfriend, Shawn had to pass some gas. Feeling left out, the shit behind, upgraded to a package deal including a full shart, just to join the party.
by jessea March 21, 2006
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Sharting

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.
Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"
When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.
by BradS January 04, 2007
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When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.
I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.
by DJ DEpends August 15, 2006
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Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
by Michael Zeleny June 24, 2008
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Leakage which occurs when you have too much Taco Bell and you try to release some of the pressure.
Lisa let a big shart loose in the back seat of Alyssa's Prius.
by SICATCHALUP January 30, 2011
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