security shark

A shark that secures the neighbor's house in the first alpha of Hello Neighbor. First coined by MatPat, it is now an inside joke to all viewers of the livestream.

Beware his jaws of justice. SECURITY SHARK!!!

by Security Shark fam March 20, 2017

raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.

I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th

by the storm drains February 18, 2009

Crumb shark

A pet, most often a dog, but possibly a cat, bird, ferret etc, who follows you into the kitchen or when you’re eating hoping that you will drop scraps of food that they can eat.

Every time I make breakfast my crumb shark of a dog stands between me and the stove hoping I drop some food.

by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

anal shark

Anal Shark is a popular Rock Band from From the 21st century.
Singer: SEX Machine AKA Jack Clarke
Bass: Zip Mercury AKA Jacob Smith
Lead Guitar: Wunder Schnitzel AKA Ian Hall .JR.
Drums: Juan 1 AKA LIam Ali

Greg: "WOWOMG!! have you herd Anal sharks new song?"
Charlie: "OH MY GOD... FUCKING YES... (Proceeds to jiz)"

by Psychotic Jesuz January 12, 2015

Shark-talker

n.
A person who needs to engage in continuous conversation, most specifically conversation in which they are the primary contributor for fear of death upon stopping. I.E. as a shark must keep swimming to keep from drowning.

Man, what a shark-talker, she just won't shut up!

by WeebSurfer November 29, 2011

Shark Diving

To blow trannys in the back of a taxi cab

Hey man i went shark diving last week and this tranny cam on my new shirt.
Brett Melchart went shark diving.

by OzzyD September 23, 2015

Reggae shark

Is a stoner shark who likes to smoke weed and listen to reggae a lot

Reggae shark is a stoner

by Jeffrey the trany February 28, 2017