Metrosexual

a person who acts queer, but doesnt pound butt

queer eye for the straight guy (you think that crap is real?)

by XxXoldsaltXxX November 2, 2003

metrosexual

A city slicker; plague of the modern world.

Check out the perfectly chaotically gelled, streaked hair on that metrosexual!
Is that pleather he's wearing?!

by J November 17, 2004

metrosexual

A gay male still in the closet.

Hey guys, I'm ga... I mean metrosexual!

by Hrugnir July 28, 2005

metrosexual

A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.

GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...

by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

Metrosexual

You might be "metrosexual" if:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase.

2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse.

3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights.

4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch.

5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs.

6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize.

7. You pluck your eyebrows.

8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products.

9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first.

10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive.

Steve: Did you see Jims nicely shaped eye brows?

Stan: Ya he plucks em, he's a metrosexual.

by Sebastian G. January 15, 2011

metrosexual

a male who is very in touch with his feminine-side, but not gay.

a guy how has mostly female friends, probably dated a few of them, who enbraces feminisity.

by Leah013 September 13, 2005

metrosexual

Someone still in the closet or in denial of their sexuality. Translates to half a fag in certain circles. The person is not quite worthy of the full "fag" moniker. A poser if you will, a position slightly beneath a bull queerand above a felcherin the gay caste system.

"would you look at that half a fag, bull queer wannabe metrosexual"

by daCroat December 21, 2008