Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work

My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.

by RainStick June 8, 2019

Selective Sexing

It’s like being a hoe but classier.

Lisa isn’t a slut she’s just selective sexing!

by Beankins August 20, 2020

Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too

I am selective hearing

by Webster englishary October 14, 2021

Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.

Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)

by Noxturnal February 21, 2022

Selective Bad Boy

Someone who acts like he's tough around people he knows won't be a threat, but as soon as the real threats/badboys appear - they act scared, timid and don't speak with the same aggressive energy at all.

Abdul: I thought Joey from Homerton was really about this road life, but then some yutes from Stratford turned up and stepped to him, and he went bare silent and just let them jack his chain.

Mustafa: That's cause Joey's just a selective bad boy!

by Urban Dictionnairé June 9, 2022

Alliance Selection

Selection of teams for a tournament, originally spawned from the FIRST robotics competition, but can be used for any sport.

"The NCAA college basketball alliance selection is tomorrow!"
"Sweet! I can't wait to watch that!"

by SHG10 March 13, 2010