seal snouts

large and erect nipples, that resembles seal snouts.

It must be cold out! That girl has some hella huge seal snouts.

by Aztec Dragon March 21, 2008

seal clubber

One of six character classes from the online role playing game Kingdom of Loathing. Seal Clubbers depend on muscle to adventure through the game.

Player one: I am a seal clubber since my second ascension.

Player two: Really? were you an accordion theif before that?

by Vito60 August 6, 2006

Baby Seal

A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.

The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.

by machine_fallen July 19, 2009

Tamper Seal

1. Any piece of film or a tab that if broken indicates a product has been used or entered into.

2. A slang term referring to a theoretical hymen covering a male or females anus.

3. A slang term for a girls hymen.

1. Make sure the Tamper Seal has not been broken on that drink before consuming it.

2. Any straight guy who has ever passed out drunk at a party where a gay male was in attendance, may want to check his Tamper Seal.

3. Some guy had already broken Sally's front Tamper Seal, so last night when I fucked her, I went in the back door and broke her other Tamper Seal.

by nut tat January 6, 2008

baby seals

what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.

Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."

by Anthony adorer December 24, 2008

baby seal

1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals

the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.

by baby seal clubber March 20, 2007

Navy SEALS

American special forces. Highly skilled and dangerous. Took out Bin Laden. There's Americans who debate, oh holy shit the SEALs are the best in the world and then there's everyone else saying no, the SAS is. But seriously, who gives a shit both of them are pretty fucking elite and will kill you with their bare hands in 300 different ways.

Americans: HOLY SHIT THE NAVY SEALS ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD FUCK EVERYONE ELSE.
The rest of the world:You retarded Americans, the SAS will kick their asses any day.

by ryan12345 March 19, 2013