Scrotex

Noun; The first masculine hygiene product created specifically to absorb the hard to cover smell of grundle sweat.

Person #1: "Hey Steve, didn't you have marching band practice today"?
Person #2: "Well yes I did Irvin".
Person #1: "Why can't I smell your nut sack like usual"?
Person #2: "Why that's because I'm wearing new SCROTEX"!!
Person #1: "What is that Steve"?
Person #2: "Why it's only the single greatest invention since the deodorant maxi-pad".

NARRATOR: NEW SCROTEX!!!

by Mike Williams and Sam Slaughter June 11, 2006

scrod

noun - The term used to define organic material collected on the balls of a male. Derived from a concatenation of "scrotum" and "sod", scrod is similar to smegma. The distinguishing factor is the location of the material (scrotum vs. penis). Scrod can be any combination of human excrement collected on the scrotum: sexual fluids, feces, sweat, or naturally occurring 'cheese'.

Jimmy is so nasty, his balls are covered in scrod. I thinks he wipes back and front and didn't cleanup his junk and he never showers.

Eric had to clean his balls after he had sex with Missy, because they were covered in scrod.

by Penny-tration April 12, 2010

Scrotee

When a woman sports a beard made of nut juice.

See: Chin Tinsel

Hey! Don't try to kiss me with that Scrotee. Go clean up first.

And use mouthwash.

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

schrodes

An annoying person. Also known as dipshit. Usually very stupid trying to act smart.

That bitch boy is such a schrodes

by Ash Williams May 3, 2006

scrote licker

Lame, unskilled, deficient.

My brother can't drive. He's such a scrote licker.

by JayWay October 17, 2006

scrote

Verb: to scrote.

The act of placing your testicles back inside your body (as they do when cold) leaving nothing but your scrotum skin hanging down. You then place this loose skin between both of your hands (or indeed, your partners hands) and rub back and forth to create friction.

Inventive new torture, or fun masturbatory aid? You decide.

Bored of his usual technique, Sam decided to go scrote one off with his friend, Sean.

by Jazz P July 13, 2007

scrodmuffin

A word invented my yours truly. Already taking on widespread use, it can be used to replace any noun in a sentnce, especially proper nouns.

"Take a fish. Bake it into a muffin. Tada! Scrodmuffin."

by Cataphract_40 October 4, 2004