Scrambled

Cocky or arrogant. Over confident in ones one own abilities, status, or ego.

Joe, stop being scrambled. You are handsome but not that handsome.

by HappyKarmaKaze September 21, 2019

Sconnie Scramble

When a Wisconsite scrambles eggs by vigorously clapping together his, her, or their asscheeks.

Baby darling: “oh Ron, I’m really craving a Sconnie Scramble after that hayride.”

Ron: “No problem baby darling, I’ll get right to shaking my moneymaker!”

by William Fuckner January 14, 2022

Scrambled Eggs

When a male ejaculates in the shower it makes the semen form what looks to be scrambled eggs.

Male 1: Man, last night I made some scrambled eggs.

Male 2: That's pretty disgusting, man.

by Dick Cheese Machine July 25, 2018

scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.

Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022

AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry

by Richard Hasherpes September 22, 2022

Scramble

When one desperately attempts to text or call at least one person to deliver them weed.

My dog just ate all my weed, anyone wanna scramble?

by Dugan Champaign April 16, 2020

pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.

That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble

by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018