The biggest douche in the whole world. A huge pervert and attempted rapist. He has a tiny dick and is usually self centered and forceful. Never date him. He's not worth it, and neither is the fucking shit he dishes out.
Mary: Hey do you see that kid over there? The blond one?
Jude: Yeah. That's Scott. don't let him fool you. Beth said she went out with him and he tried to rape her in his basement.
Mary: Gross!!! I'm staying away from that dick!
Jude: Dick? I bet he hasn't even got one! XD
An individual who backs out of prior commitments, is always suffering from medical problems, has to have at least 8 hours of sleep, likes sarcastic foreplay, and has night terrors.
A complete jackass whose too pussy to do anything his mother wouldn't want him to do, other than sit on cock and pisspeople off
He often dresses like a 52year old virgins, but in reality he was fucked by a pony age 7
Despite all of this, he's a good friend and kinda like the dumbfuck brother I never had, he's a member of the weirdo friends I call my dis-functional family