Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

shooting horse

Depending on the context, either wasting time with the basketball game or thinly veiled code language for intravenously injecting heroin. Go team H!

The kid is a fiend for shooting horse! Don't fuck with him boy, he will fuck up your area.

by Benjamin Fatbody June 3, 2004

Shooting Poops

The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.

Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us?
Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops.
Kassandra: Okie dokie!
Kenna: Where's Ray?
Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops.
Kenna: Cool.

by Bella-Chan<3 January 21, 2009

scouting report

When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.

P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.

by m055 October 18, 2009

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ 🛩 I ° • .°•
✨ * I 💫
. • 🦄 I 🐦. •
👚 l 👕
° ★ • 👖 I 👖 • .°•
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

🦄: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

SCOOTIN D

SCOOTING DICK IS WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND A MAN TO HOOK UP WITH IN A BAR OR SOCIAL SETTING

ADAM: HEY MAN HOW ABOUT WE STOP SCOOTIN D AND GO FIND SOME GIRLS.

DOUG: YEAH DUDE THIS IS A COCKFEST!

by LEXMAN84 September 8, 2009

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013