school

A place that used to be where you got to learn stuff, now it's a place where some f*cking teachers try to make you their slaves.

Teacher: Hey kid, throw this tissue away for me, then you'll get an A+ or else you'll get an F.

I go to school and hate the bitchass teachers there.

by biased, just like everyone else December 28, 2005

School

a place that is badass and all educational... most of the time boring, unenlightening, and nonproductive... here you will find the boys rooms where smoking isn't allowed.

I'm gonna go to school, and at school, I will be a schoolboy, merrily doing the schoolboy thing, and perhaps get schooled by the bigger tough guys.

by DomZilla999 January 6, 2003

school

1) A prison made by the goverment to do child abuse without it being against the law.

goverment guy 1 - Let's invent something so we can do child abuse.

overment guy 2- How about something kids have to go to to "be smart"

goverment guy 1- And we'll call it school!

goverment guy 2- It'll torture children with question that are impossible to solve and will never be need in thier lives!

by consolata April 6, 2010

school

the place where we waste 11388 of our lives just to get a piece of paper and a frickin handshake.

school is so gay

by SchoolIsUncool May 16, 2009

School

A terribly boring place which you wish someone would blow it up or set on fire or something.

"I hate school it is SO boring!"-A. Pupil "I know I wish it would blow up"-Another pupil

by education, smeducation May 6, 2009

School

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I hate school.

by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff November 24, 2020

school

1. To bring someone up to speed on a topic they are unfamiliar with.
2. To beat or badly humiliate in a competition
3. A place where people are taught

1. I'll school your ass
2. Man, I schooled you in Call of Duty 2

by Paul-UK January 22, 2006