Scarfing

Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.

"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"

by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025

sack scarf

When one is to tea bag the nape of another's neck.

Oh sh*t that guy just got sack scarfed!!

by FinnyMar March 12, 2017

Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021

scarf

a man or a woman who is extremely physically clingy when it comes to PDA and body contact.

they wouldn't let go of me all night. They are such a scarf

by whynotignoreme April 16, 2021

nut-scarfing

The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.

He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.

by ZERODOTEXE June 12, 2024

Soup Scarf

The act of saving (3-5) used condoms and tying them together and placing it around one's neck to act as a scarf.

Nothing is hotter than a girl wearing nothing but a soup scarf.

by RikkaLynn July 31, 2012

olive scarf

When a woman lets loose with diarrhea when sitting on the face of her partner.

"Man, that chick gave me an olive scarf"

by meckie November 3, 2013