stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

double stuffed

A cock in each hole.

While filming a porno a porn star is usually double stuffed.

by shadow August 30, 2004

Stuffing The Turkey

To engage in anal sex on Thankgiving Day.

Me: Hey man, you bailed on the thanksgiving dinner last night with your wife, what happened?

You: Oh, we tried stuffing the turkey at home.

by evilwoody June 9, 2009

cuffed and stuffed

Being tied up (wrists and ankles) and your holes filled with buttplug and/or dildo.

Jannet likes being cuffed and stuffed.

by splinter5588 September 25, 2015

stuffed turkey

n. Dick trick. Begins with a couple engaged in doggie style sexual intercourse. When the male notices that the female is wearing socks, he pulls off her socks and stuffs them into her asshole. Thus, he creates impromptu tail feathers and the illusion of a stuffed turkey.

Rod looked around for the smell while he was cuttin' his biatch doggie style. Upon seeing that she was wearing socks, he manuvered the stuffed turkey because it was November. It took her a week to get those socks out of her ass.

by Digitus Impudicus November 17, 2006

stuffing the oven

The art of performing unprotected sexual acts with a woman that is at least 7 months pregnant.

" Hell bob, sahra may be pregnant. but I wouldn't mind stuffing the oven"

by jajekas April 22, 2006

Hump Stuffing

Defined as: When you thrust your groin into an object from point blank range at terminal velocity in such a way that it results in the object, or the receptacle of the object gets the entire weight of the "humper" and the entire object "stuffed" to the full extent humanly possible violently forced in. Some great uses are when face fucking, or when she wants it rough and can last longer than 3 pumps.

When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.

Usually delivered as:

Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".

I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.

When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.

by Chevellegod August 18, 2021