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keyboard slamming

slamming your face or hand's against a computer keyboard, usually as a result of "raging" at a particular game or person. Random characters are typed into the chat field and presented as "spam"
I kept getting killed in Call of Duty so i began to Rage by keyboard slamming.
by Raeofsunshine95 December 6, 2013
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door slamming

Visit your local cemetary, dig up a fresh corpse and take it to the neerest doorway. Place the fresh corpse in the doorway and ask someone to continuesly slam the door to provoque a thrusting movement as you place yourself inside the body . Do this until desired pleasure is reached.
Billy: Can you come door slamming tonight?
Bobby: Only if I get a turn.
by MW4L April 11, 2008
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Shamming

A slang term referring to drinking a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonalds, which only has Shamrock Shakes for a month around St. Patricks day.
Dude, last night we went shamming, and it was fucking great man.
by Mcdonald love December 31, 2009
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Spammin'

awesome! super! fanatstic! in a state of cool.

This word came from the great 16 going on 17 philosopher Bailey who used it to describe cool, nifty things that words like cool or nifty just could not describe!
Person 1: Oh my gosh i just bought this new shirt!

Person 2: Your shirt is SPAMMIN'!

Person 1: Thanks!
by Stummyluv September 2, 2009
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Shamming

An act that takes place during group sex in which one couple holds a large piece of saran wrap over one person in another couple. The other person in the other couple then pees on the saran wrap and keeps adding random liquids onto it until the weight of them weighs the saran wrap down to the point that it is almost touching the person under it. Then the couple holding it turns it over and the person under it is doused with the horrible mixture.
Person 1: Did you see the Shamming that Leo received?

Person 2: Yeah, I think there was pickle juice in it.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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Shamming

The practice whereby an insecure individual will copy and paste a recently sent text message to their partner, via their Facebook page.

The practice of Shamming can often reap mixed results. Regularly, jobless folk, with no real world knowledge of the Shammer, will like this post. They may even comment with phrases such as 'aww, how sweet' and 'what are you upto today Hun.' These comments should be ignored as they originate from agoraphobic single mum's who yearn to converse with someone else regarding current topics on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Less commonly, a response to a Sham post will be one with negative undertones, written solely to shrink the Shammer's over-inflated ego. Comments to look out for are 'Vom' and 'Gay.' these will often be made by individuals whom actually know the Shammer. Although these may seem offensive, they are used primarily to remind the Shammer that friends would understand if personal conversations were undertaken upon a mobile phone with unlimited text messages.
I just looked on Facebook and noticed that girl has been Shamming again. It made me realise how privileged I am to retain her friendship on Facebook as I'm now fully aware she loves her boyfriend. I also know that she will be sharing a bag of maltesers with him this evening whilst watching Coronation Street in bed. Without her Shamming I would truly be lost
by Wintayyy August 12, 2012
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