Date Shanghai

A date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date...whether the person wants to date the other person or not.

'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.

A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.

"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).

by GarageSaleFTW July 4, 2010

coco-shango

A sophisticated alcoholic coconut, strawberry, and mango mixed beverage

I just won the lottery! Hey bar keep a round of coco-shango's for everyone!

by candykane620 February 3, 2018

Shangri-la

A fantastical place of wonder, amazement, bewbz and n00dz and a sub-heaven of Nexopia. Fairly similar to Juggalo heaven, but with less people dumber than cups of dirt and slightly less make-up. All who enter this Shangri-la rarely ever leave and are often moved to Denny's and assorted places with much drinkage. Hayl0wz also takes place due in part to this place and many a night are spent pwning n00bz.

"Welcome to Shangri-la, (insert name). Plz send n00dz. Thx."

by n00dz monger September 23, 2008

shingledecker

Someone who insessantly talks about nothing.

Ross, you are such a shingledecker.

by nc sailing July 30, 2006

Shangaan

Southern African tribe, allegedly having extraordinarily large penises.
Thus it is also used colloquially to describe a man with a very large penis.

That guy is a Shangaan - his penis must be at least 12 inches long!

by joetal May 4, 2011

Shangry

The anger you feel when you really need to shit but cannot find a bathroom quick enough.

I have to poop so bad but there is no public bathroom nearby. I'm so f'ing shangry!

by msD901 January 21, 2015

shanghai baby

A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.

Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.

by jay-mon February 28, 2007