SCP: Wish I knew

Refers to an entity from the SCP foundation who is classified a Euclid. They are known to enter a victims house chanting the phrase "wish I knew" before converting the victim to one of them.

SCP: Wish I knew is known as an invasive species.

by jlpower December 25, 2025

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SCP-108

its a nazi bunker in some black dudes nostrils...

Researcher: Alright, CD, go into SCP-108 now.
Class-D: dawg im not a cave diver

by lil proot February 25, 2025

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SCP-096

a 7foot tall black girl who wants to be white very bad, most commonly have a cone head and do a “side eye” downwards

person 1: did you see SCP-096

in the dark last night

person 2: no

by mustachioed June 28, 2023

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scp-055-de-j

its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham

Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M

by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023

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scp writer

retarded asshole who thinks they're some great author, but they end up writing shitty roleplays filled to the brim with furry shit and data redacted.

author equivalent of soundcloud rapper

Jake: Yo, check out this story I wrote about an SCP, its REDACTED} {EXPUNGED} THE GREAT, about how sexy furry demons lick dr brights long cock and bang scp 049 in massive sexy yiff orgy

Bob: Yo, who the fuck is this asshole??

John: Nah, he's an SCP writer💀

by ACNHVillagersfatcock May 9, 2024

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