SCP stands for Secure Contain Protect.
It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities.
SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes -
*You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes.
If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe.
If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid.
If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel.
If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter.
If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.*
There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.
It is a secret global organization that deals with anomalous entities and anomalies ranging from creatures that can roam around freely without causing any harm, to world ending, reality bending monstrosities.
SCPs are classified into 5 distinct categories - Safe, Euclid, Thaumiel, Keter and Apollyon. The box metaphor can be used to describe these classes -
*You put an SCP in a box and leave it for a couple of minutes.
If you come back to see no change at all, it's classified Safe.
If you're not sure what happened, it's classified Euclid.
If the SCP is the box, it's classified Thaumiel.
If you come back and all hell breaks lose, it's classified Keter.
If there is no box and you should run as if your life depended on it, it's classified Apollyon.*
There are fucking thousands of these creatures and there's no telling when one of these fuckers will escape (breach containment) and cause an XK-Class end-of-the-world scenario or ZK-Class reality-failure scenario or some other world ending apocalypse.
You: That SCP is so cute.
Researcher: That's scp-999 aka the tickle monster, he's really popular around here.
Researcher: That's scp-999 aka the tickle monster, he's really popular around here.
by NotFaizen January 15, 2022
Get the SCPmug. a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.
D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.
by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021
Get the scp-666.5-Jmug. SCP is kind of like a wiki in that everyone edits it but instead of information it's about this story that fans make fanfictions of on this wiki and it's about like aliens and monsters and stuff but there are so many that HOW DOES ANYBODY KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF THEM THERES LIKE BILLIONS
1.
Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
2.
I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
3.
I want an SCP for a pet someday.
Hey, have you ever encountered SCP-69,420?
2.
I don't know about SCP. It seems like a cult.
3.
I want an SCP for a pet someday.
by EmogusalDamager November 14, 2022
Get the SCPmug. Look I'm 9 I shouldn't know about these. But I do and I can't close my eyes in the bathtub/shower. Id like the Men in Black to erase my mind PLEASE or many some class b amnestics? For the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SEARCH UP ANYTHING REGARDING SCPS unless you type SCP-999. If you just plainly search up SCPs you will never close your eyes in the shower for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. I've still not gotten through it. If you want to know anything about SCPs but still be able to sleep I suggest you watch a channel named frisky. Oh and by the way PEANUT.
by TheRepublicOfLIKES(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ October 22, 2020
Get the SCPmug. male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀
by dr.die October 7, 2021
Get the SCP-911-Jmug.