The Schmoits

Group-based, uncontrollable laughter, (sometimes herbally induced), that goes on and on and just when you think it's over, it starts all over again. Often seen on blooper reels.

First guy: Why are all those people rolling around on the ground laughing?
Second guy: Who knows. Looks like they got a bad case of the schmoits.

by jcole September 27, 2009

uncle schmoo

the dude that keeps leaving you messages and forgets to leave his number

Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.

hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019

Naked Schmömf

A player of a video game, who's in game avatar has no custom cosmetic items.

Look at that cunt over there! What a naked schmömf.

by Fat Rat n' Crumpets March 16, 2019

schmoo

A balloon like toy that became a craze in the '50's. Schmoo's appeared in the cartoon series "Lil'Abner." They invaded the town.

I know this is ancient history to you, but a schmoo was a great toy, and fad. And if you don't care, I say screw you, schmoo.

by Joe Renzetti September 16, 2003

scemo

basically a kid who is considered to be both emo AND scene.

that kid is so scemo, he straightens his hair AND listens to Taking Back Sunday.

by jetsett May 14, 2006

Schmoo

Someone who is a massive party pooper that doesn't really care about others, just themself. They also think that they are a genius, and will occasionally say things like "hasta la pasta" or when asked what's up, they say "the sky". They also can't take a hint to save their life. There is a high possibility that they have worn a fedora at least once in their life.

"What a schmoo move."

by Debora Johnson July 29, 2020

dirty schmono

Goes to Wesley absolute bender gets salty at gta races and sucks cock on the down low

Dang did u hear lindsay did a dirty schmono!

by Desser2903 May 1, 2020