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Scene Kid

Noun. Refers to homosexuals are gender-confused, they like to dress in bright colors and generally be huge pricks. They enjoy taking cookie-cutter pictures and saying overused internet memes (see: 4chan is for fags). All of them are immature kids in high school who aren't cool enough to be emo (which is also not cool, it's just below wiggers, and right about niggers). Everyone hates scene kids because they are unoriginal and listen to shitty music with no meaning (see: Screamo). "Scene Kid" in 100% of cases is synonymous with homosexuals who were molested as children.
Scene kids love sucking large cocks, or stuffing them up their twelve year old assholes.
by Fortran09 August 27, 2009
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Kids in the music scene. You see them hanging around local shows or the mall. They have volumized, choppy, layered hair with sidebangs. They are usually weraing tight pants, slim band Ts or deigner shirts. Sometimes you will see them wearing big glasses, glasses with no lenses, bandanas, necklaces with big icons on them, etc.
Those scene kids are so neat lookin'!
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guy1: "dude i hate that kid" guy2: "i know i punched him in the nose at a show because he's such a poser" guy1: "of course he is, he's a scene kid."
by retardedmax July 8, 2010
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scene kids usually have a stick straight hair and a major comb over and more then one color in there hair. they also like to where alot of eye make up and dont really work on there face just there eyes. scene kids DONT cut themselves. they wear extremely tight skinny jeans and a band tshirt or a v-neck and a pair of converse or vans.they listen to punk, rock, and scremo music and most of them smoke weed and skate board.
i saw a scene kid smokin a joint and riding a board yesterday.
by scenekid1234567 July 26, 2010
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I have, however, never seen the scene kid reproductive system. I have reason to believe its very much like yours and mine, but their mating patterns are very different, they seem to mate with several partners at any one time in the space of a few days ,and never ever commit to a single partner. I have called this system "Whorus Maximus...". They also seem to adorn tribal tattoos, often two swallows, across either the chest or stomach. I believe this to represent a unity they will never experience due to being "Whorus Maximus
E.g. Scene Kid: "RAWR, I SLEPT WIV SO MANY GUYS OMG CHECK OUT MY SWALLOWS"
by Just Meeeeeeee March 8, 2011
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noun: A boy or girl prep who suddenly decides that's it's like sooooooo kewl to be emo or goth, but isn't willing to give up their douchey ways. May or may not listen to crappy screamo/metal and lots of white boys rapping about how much ass they get. Both tend towards physical attractiveness and have an unfortunate tendency to be assholes/bitches.
Oh my god, is that prep trying to emo? What a fucking scene kid.
by asshat mgee August 11, 2010
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their first name is never Matt. they paint they're pants on. they usually have gauges in their ears the size of plates. they like to listen to screaming hardcore music. they also like to wear bands shirts. sometimes they are homosexual. you will often find a scene kid roaming around in odd places, like video game arcades and bathrooms. (most are seen taking pictures of themselves in public bathroom mirrors with cute little notes written on their hand, and they never smile)
by yo yo yo bro December 31, 2010
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