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Rohan Mistry

touches children, all girls run away from him.
Hot girl: “what’s his name”
Boy: “Rohan Mistry”
Hot girl: “Ew, Rohan Mistry must have a small penis”- runs away
by Rohan Mistry January 31, 2024
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Anti-Robinhood. Takes from the poor and becomes rich. Exploiter of the poor.
Rohan is a slum-lord
by Wheezkid November 23, 2021
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King of chutias united across the world. First coined in the chutia kingdom of early medieval state in india.
by Antichutiasquad July 22, 2023
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, while I gasp for air, scream, missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, on the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in the pool, in the garden, bent over, in the basement, against the window, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye rolling, hip thrusting, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, hair pulling, mind blogging, soul snatching, vile, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, mind blowing, body shivering, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, soul evaporating, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, lip locking, skin peeling, eye widening, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell devolving, hair ripping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, mouth foaming, to have & to hold, in sickness & in health, for richer or poorer, to love & cherish from this day forward until death do us part, YES FATHER, I DO, style of sex.
I just did the Rohan with my homies.
by LustfulMonkey January 3, 2024
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An anus, this is where Rohanus comes from a German word which is more interesting than the entire of Latin
How big is your Rohan?
Oh Zreh's is small
by Bobbus8pieus March 24, 2020
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rohan-able

So my dad's wife has this kid who knows a guy who has a friend named Rohan, and I haven't personally met him, but I heard from my dad's wife's kid's friend's friend that Rohan was the type of guy to try and act very smart and feed u wrong information if he knows that you're not educated on the subject. However, once you learn more about the subject, you'll realize in hindsight how much bullshit Rohan had been feeding you.

Anyways, to be "rohan-able" is to be in a position where you don't know a subject matter very well, and someone like Rohan can just swoop right in and show his false knowledge off to you. You won't be able to fact check him, because you wouldn't know where to start, but you'll be impressed at his knowledge until you learn better. But when you do learn more, Rohan will stop talking to you about that because he knows he doesn't know shit.

Also, I like corn.
I was on YouTube the other day trying to learn about game design, but I didn't know shit and felt very rohan-able.
by alantherapist August 1, 2020
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A guy with this name has the exact personality of Johan liebert
Rohan = manipulator
by Unknown_guy1 May 5, 2023
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