robot priest

The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.

Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.

by Darren Iammarino February 5, 2008

robot whore

A female that is pre-programmed, usually through extensive psychological abuse at a young age, to be extremely easy to bed.

"Dude, I'm so horny right now I could screw a snow mound!"

"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"

by The Rach July 4, 2008

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling

Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.

by Am Byles May 29, 2018

Robot Chickenhead

performing fellatio in synchronization to the Cartoon Network's late-night show "Robot Chicken"

Hey baby, adult swim's on... Come gimme some of that Robot Chickenhead!

by tots4sho July 21, 2011

Robot B9

The Robot of Lost in Space TV series fame.

"That does not compute, Dr. Smith!"---Robot B9

by pentozali August 20, 2013

California robot

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.

damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.

by caliskater April 22, 2011

robot jokes

not funny.

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.

by captaingeech March 27, 2019