buccini's razor 

If something fun disappears unexpectedly, the cause is litigation (real or imagined).

Person 1: I can't believe Nintendo took down that really cool Metroid fan game!
Person 2: You know, the buccini's razor and all that. The game was infringing their copyright.

buccini's razor by PenguinRevolver September 17, 2020

Putin’s Razor 

Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.

“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”

“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”

“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)

Putin’s Razor by TSDG619 November 14, 2020

pump razor 

Pump Razor : A razor the orginal gangster rappers used to hide in their teeth

bob : hey that dude is carrying a pump razor
thug: yeah ima punch that bitch in the jaw and make him swallow it

pump razor by jack.p July 31, 2006

Straight Razor 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then uses the side of his penis to push the semen down to her mouth.

"Dude, I gave that chick a money shot and then straight razored that shit down to her mouth!"

Straight Razor by pizzle83 October 24, 2009

Trump's Razor 

"The Stupidest explanation is always the right one"

Guy1: "Did you hear that Trump said Chinese Bee's cause Global Warming?"

Guy2: "Chalk another one up to Trump's Razor"

Trump's Razor by thatrockydoh January 19, 2017

Trump's Razor 

Coined by John Scalzi on July 16, 2016 after reading journalist Josh Marshall's process for understanding the basis of many of Donald Trump's decisions, "Trump's razor" is a riff on "Occam's razor".

Josh Marshall: "According to Trump’s Razor: 'ascertain the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts' and that answer is likely correct." Or, "to phrase the principle in Occam’s terms, it tells us ‘the stupidest scenario is always to be preferred’."

When the National Weather Service contradicted President Trump's tweet that Alabama--among other states--would “most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated," Trump would days later hold up an official NOAA weather map that was absurdly altered with a Sharpie to include Alabama in the hurricane's prior predicted zone of landfall.

Did Donald Trump himself--irritated and embarassed that a government agency had corrected his misstatement--grab a Sharpie and alter the NOAA map, which weather experts noted would be an illegal act? Trump's razor says yes, that's the most likely scenario since it's the most plausible yet ridiculous one.

Trump's Razor by ryoso October 30, 2019

bone razor 

Legend has that a man was captured behind enemy lines during a black ops mission in a third world country. When the guards came to check on him he killed them with his bare hands. The guards were unarmed and he needed weapons so he made throwing knives out of their rib bones. He then escaped using these weapons. The enemies called him the Bone Razor.

My step-dad locked me in a closet so i pulled a bone razor on his ass

bone razor by unknown6785431 January 16, 2009