Turd Recycler

When someone vacuum's up a piece of poop in the vacuum cleaner & neglects to clean it out. Now every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner you get that fresh poopoo smell over & over again.

Hey Jay do smell that poop smell? I keep smelling it every time I use the vacuum.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.

by Mibbens May 14, 2025

Turd Recycler

The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.

Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.

by Mibbens May 24, 2025

recycling

when you insert your own penis into your rectum and ejaculate

person one : yo did you hear what happened to jimmy

person 2: what happened?

person 1: he got caught recycling now his parents are sending him to church camp

by Body of Filth June 7, 2025

Recycle

When you French kiss your male partner after they ejaculate into your mouth.

I saw her recycle, man. It was nasty.

by zxre9 August 4, 2023

recycled pic

Pic that’s already been sent to someone else.

Did you just send me a recycled pic?

by Shit Show September 9, 2023

recyclables

Recyclables, similar to hoes - are people you hook up with repeatedly and regularly. Having recyclables is a more suitable option than having several one night stands as it increases your chance of having good sex and provides you with a sense of familiarity and stability.

However, in comparison to hoes, recyclable is a much less derogatory term. Recyclables are almost like a step down from friends with benefits. You have mutual respect for eachother and enjoy spending time together occasionally outside of sex, but the difference is the relationship is based on sex with friendship as a benefit.

"Hey, are you and him dating?"
"no, he's just one of my recyclables"

by munch6969 April 1, 2024

Virginia Rubber Recycling

When a man uses a previously used condom from another man during gay sex, and once the man cums, they flip the condom around, puts it back on, and thrusts into the recipient giving them two loads from two separate people

One time someone left a used condom laying around on the subway so me and my homie pulled a Virginia Rubber Recycling maneuver to save them turtles.

by Freakmaster-8103 January 12, 2026