The Reaper Report

Illogical/confusing/irrational internet message board posts that combine worldwide news with the writer's daily thoughts on life.

Have you read The Reaper Report from this morning? What is he talking about? It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.

by MonkeyFather August 5, 2014

Grim Reaper

Nickname given to Senator Mitch McConnell because every piece of legislation sent his way is guaranteed certain death.

That bill will never pass the senate so long as the Grim Reaper is in office.

by Captain Kletorez December 28, 2020

scottie the reaper

scottie the reaper comes from the shadows of texas in the dark a stand alone amazing conceptual artist, no true way to define or understand his art because he has never said anything in depth about it. it speaks for itself.

have you even seen scottie the reapers mustang in real life? no?! that's because it will kill you!!

by prestin33 April 9, 2021

Rainbow Reaper

A more potent form of the classic woke SJW. Like the Reapers in the Mass Effect series who arrive to cleanse the galaxy of all organic life, this particular strain of Reaper dons the pride colors and aims to cleanse the galaxy of basic reason and common sense. Rainbow Reapers indoctrinate as many children as possible into various far left ideologies, infiltrate the highest levels of corporate America and the western education system, shut down dissent, and mask hate toward majority groups as "tolerance and acceptance" among many other initiatives.

I totally want someone to make a Mass Effect texture mod of the Reapers in rainbow colors - too bad the Mass Effect modding community is made up of Rainbow Reapers.

by TheCeejus June 16, 2023

Synergy Reaper

One of the best youtubers and an amazing friend of mine.

Synergy Reaper is the second most popular member of Synergy

by Synergy Shadow September 22, 2020

Grip Reaper

A female who gets a lot of men but is too uptight and her kitties too tight to do anything about it

Why won’t Mrs Strawberry shortcake grip reaper give it up? Life is short brotha

by Blackberry2.0 February 3, 2024

Cream Reaper

When a person is chocking on food, you go up behind them and bang them really quick before they die. If you happen to dislodge the food from your thrusting, it’s called a HBR (Hot Beef Rejection).

My date started choking on some candy I gave her, so I gave her a cream reaper instead. Thankfully it resulted in a HBR.

by N8-2d2 January 26, 2024