The Wolfgang puck

Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free

I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.

by Smackislife January 9, 2024

Pucking (poopfucking)

When two people repeatedly share the same turd anally

His butt was hurting from too much pucking (poopfucking) and he couldn't sit down all day.

by TRRVVS September 25, 2017

Pucking

Taking a used urinal cake and huffing it to get massively high. It makes your inner spiritual awareness feel like it’s stemming from some sort of pressure feeling in your asshole.

I went to the local dive and started pucking… I’m higher then a giraffe’s pussy.

by blastoid-crasstoid June 29, 2024

Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Puck that shit

A negatory phrase used in response to something said that is so disturbing and undesirable that it makes your butthole pucker.

The Mets are going to win the World Series this year. Puck that shit! The Royals are taking the crown this year. Buh bye!

by Mygrandmaisbetterthanyours January 1, 2016

Puck fuck

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.

We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.

by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022