poon doggie

n. 1. Any heterosexual man who has a voracious appetite for sexual activity and who is often not limited by convention when applying lovemaking techniques.
2. Any man who actively and incessantly chases after women with the intent of bedding them.

"Did you hear about Dennis? That poon doggie did it again, this time with Becky."

by Major Major Admiral Quincy P. Ryan III January 15, 2007

poon room

A room a that is used for poon related activity's.

I'll be getin it all night in the
"poon room."

Wooo! Sweet loven down in the "poon room" at the Holiday Inn!

by Pimpz Modanu April 16, 2009

poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.

Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!

by soowooooppp October 21, 2009

poon tuner

controlling the way a girl moans by eating her pussy a certain way

"I didn't like the way my girl moans, so I had to give her a poon tuner"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

Smoking Poon

When the smoke (exhilation) from the hit of a joint/pipe/bong is blown slowly onto the pussy/clit before inbibing (kissing, sucking, eating it).

"You smell like sex and weed. Have you been smoking poon again?"

by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

The Prime Poon System

Rather than conforming to the traditional ranking of women on the scale from 1 to 10, the Prime Poon system is a method of ranking women using prime numbers from 3 to 59.

1) HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT CHICK IS A 3!!! EVEN BY THE PRIME POON SYSTEM!!!
2) Eh... I give her about a 37
3) Damn... she like a 53

by crispy429432 March 6, 2010

Poon Hammer

1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V)

2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N)

Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering.

Man, thats a nice poon hammer you have there.

by Jacob Bowman January 20, 2009