A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
Get the platonic bridge-salesmanmug. Yes you want them to be gay for each other but naw. Face the facts already. They just are so affectionate and loving. Yes, they just love each other so so so very much.
by Jen Harding October 17, 2020
Get the Platonicmug. The one friend that you or someone else always follows around, they're usually the ones that come up with the plans, handle alot of the problems, and are generally atleast slightly more extroverted than you.
"I can't think of anything to do, I'll ask Richard, he's the platonic top of this friendship so he's most likely got plans for us.
by Azeban September 12, 2020
Get the Platonic Topmug. A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022
Get the Platonic facesittingmug. 1. When you realise that feeling for somebody might just not be platonic.
2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
by Ioskys April 17, 2023
Get the Is it platonic?mug. A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones
by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021
Get the Platonic Crisismug. by elaysa June 25, 2023
Get the platonic lovemug.