Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Pick up line

something cheesy...

bottom: "your like a roller coaster, the faster u go the louder I scream"
top: 😳
top: "Is that a pick up line or do you really want me to go faster 😏"
bottom: "😳 I- I-"

by me_i_am-bottom November 15, 2021

picking up dubs

winning a competition or game; being victorious at something

It’s time to start picking up dubs on Fortnite!

by prettybiddy February 5, 2020

Pick up the diapers

Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.

Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.

by lavishfestival July 29, 2016

I’ll pick you up from O’Hare

If someone says they will pick you up from O’Hare, it means they like you a lot.

Her “how much do you love me”

You “so much, that I’ll pick you up from O’Hare when you fly in next”

by Chicago 77 January 30, 2021

Oldie Krovi Pick Up

When Krovi goes to the beach to pick up a lovely lady to take home.

My grandma got the Oldie Krovi Pick Up last weekend; she pogged out!

by Purple Hair Bartender September 16, 2022

Pick up a song

When a musical artist releases a song but unreleases/takes it back.

Pick up a song: J. Cole dropped 7 Minute Drill, then picked it up 2 days later.

by HydroChicken June 30, 2024