Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick just won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My baby mama would not stop crying about bullshit so I gave her a Peruvian Pacifier.”

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024

Peruvian Parrot Piledriver

A sexual act when one stuffs their significant others vagina full of cookie dough or a clay coloured ice cream and roughly piledrives her. Afterwards, you would like it out similar to how a Peruvian parrot would like a clay wall.

Last night she let me hit the 'Peruvian Parrot Piledriver'.

by Mr Smex August 1, 2025

Peruvian Circumcision

When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.

Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.

by Linguine88 December 6, 2022

North Peruvian nickel stack

The act of defecating in the bank drive thru suction tube canister and sending it to the teller before they send your lollipop over.

First national bank hates it when I make my deposit of the north Peruvian nickel stack, it’s technically street legal and a legitimate transaction.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022