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Lily Pad

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.
The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.
by Clark Westfield December 12, 2008
mugGet the Lily Padmug.

my pad

"Meet up at my pad"
by Grace berlanga May 9, 2018
mugGet the my padmug.

raunch pad

a very long list of raunchy words icluding: tony danza, pussy licker, anus, cooch,cum stash.
yolanda: " what are you writing ? "
pablo: " you know, just a raunch pad "
mugGet the raunch padmug.

Pad foot

She is pad foot and pregnant
by MWC September 9, 2015
mugGet the Pad footmug.

Large Pad

A large sketch pad artists use for drawing. Made popular by comedian Demetri Martin, the Large Pad may be used as a visual aid, either as a punchline or a background, during stand up comedy or presentations.
Brian, did you finish that PowerPoint for your presentation today?

No need; I worked it all out on my Large Pad.
by LoRes April 21, 2008
mugGet the Large Padmug.

d-pad

The buttons on a video game controller that indicate direction. Most commonly the directions of Up, Down, Left and Right and usually with support for combinations (e.g. Up-Left, Down-Right, etc).
The d-pad on this controller sucks my fat ass.
by Omniverse March 29, 2003
mugGet the d-padmug.

Raz Pad

The sort of low rent, rat infested studio-dive that a foul mouthed urchin and a wide-boy golfer might share together, with a dispensing machine for both viagra and lube. Oral dams are also often seen lying, used, around the dirty floor of a Raz Pad
You two slimes should get a Raz Pad together
by Chris Auriel June 15, 2011
mugGet the Raz Padmug.

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