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Puck

Can be used as a substitute for the n-word (with the "a" ofc)
"You just a young puck"
"Wassup lil puck"
by anonymous October 17, 2023
mugGet the Puckmug.
Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
mugGet the Wouldn't puck flies off a cow shitemug.

Puck slut

Him: I fucked Jackie this weekend

Guy 1: yo me too

Guy 2: lol isn’t she hot

Guy 3: I fucked her too

Oh my god Jackie is such a puck slut
by Wes tucker January 8, 2018
mugGet the Puck slutmug.

Hockey puck

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo
by Aimaneh May 6, 2019
mugGet the Hockey puckmug.

Puck the gouphers

Another word for fuck the gouphers
puck the gouphers is another word for fuck the gouphers

Fuck the gouphers
by Tangoboss January 11, 2024
mugGet the Puck the gouphersmug.

puck rabbit

Person 1: yo hockey girls are so hot man
Person 2: ur such a puck rabbit!
by Youmeurmomandabed603 February 19, 2022
mugGet the puck rabbitmug.

Puck slut

A girl who only gets with hockey players because she has no chance with anyone else. Always on their dick
Sarah is the biggest puck slut at Iceline.
by Yourawesome March 6, 2016
mugGet the Puck slutmug.

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