You would be a prep if:
1. You are obsessed with things nobody with common sense gives a FUCK about (fashion being the most common)
2. You, like, totally, like, talk, like, this, like, like, totally, like!
3. U tIpE lIeK dIs On Da InTeRnEtS
4. You like a type of music because the band members are "hawt".
5. You stereotype metal (That is NOT cool)
6. Everyone that isn't like you is either a nerd or goth
7. You look up to Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, Paris Hilton, Jamie Lynn Spears, etc.
8. You have attempted to be on American idol more than twice
9. Your favorite words are "Like, OMG, loser, totally, cute, and hot"
10. The above words are the only words in the dictionary
11. You think that pop is the only music that exists
12. You own an apple laptop that's pink
13. You nazise the Jonas brothers
14. You nazise HSM
15. You have TRIED to get pregnant during middle school or high school
16. You own a bedspread that has something to do with disney.
17. You take the media seriously
18. You are obsessed with celebereties
19. You acctually GIVE A FUCK about what other people think
20. You are obsessed with popularity
21. Everyone in your grade secretly hates you
22. You wear a water bra
23. You're obsessed with the mall
24. By your logic, I could say "Common sense is for nerds!"
25. You have more than 1 pair of shoes
1. You are obsessed with things nobody with common sense gives a FUCK about (fashion being the most common)
2. You, like, totally, like, talk, like, this, like, like, totally, like!
3. U tIpE lIeK dIs On Da InTeRnEtS
4. You like a type of music because the band members are "hawt".
5. You stereotype metal (That is NOT cool)
6. Everyone that isn't like you is either a nerd or goth
7. You look up to Britney Spears, Hillary Duff, Paris Hilton, Jamie Lynn Spears, etc.
8. You have attempted to be on American idol more than twice
9. Your favorite words are "Like, OMG, loser, totally, cute, and hot"
10. The above words are the only words in the dictionary
11. You think that pop is the only music that exists
12. You own an apple laptop that's pink
13. You nazise the Jonas brothers
14. You nazise HSM
15. You have TRIED to get pregnant during middle school or high school
16. You own a bedspread that has something to do with disney.
17. You take the media seriously
18. You are obsessed with celebereties
19. You acctually GIVE A FUCK about what other people think
20. You are obsessed with popularity
21. Everyone in your grade secretly hates you
22. You wear a water bra
23. You're obsessed with the mall
24. By your logic, I could say "Common sense is for nerds!"
25. You have more than 1 pair of shoes
If you wear the preppy clothes, then you aren't nesseccarily a prep. If more than 3 of the definitions above apply to you, then you're a prep. If only 24 applies to you, then you're still a prep.
For you preps that think we're jealous, we're not. Yay, you're rich, good for you!
WE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO COMMON SENSE, DAMMIT!!! (Read 1-25)
For you preps that think we're jealous, we're not. Yay, you're rich, good for you!
WE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO COMMON SENSE, DAMMIT!!! (Read 1-25)
by Ifuckedtherug March 26, 2009

a preppy person is someone who goes on vacation during the summer on either cape cod, bermuda, or florida. you are a prep if you wear nice clothing in bright colors. you wear ralf lauren, lacoste, vinyard vine, and brooks brothers. you dont wear flashy clothing or don't show off your money. preps usuallly have a nice house in a nice town and go to a NE private school. your favorite colors are pink & green. during the summer you wear lilly dresses with jack rogers. you do fairly well in school and want to go to college.
"that girl is such a prep..she goes to private school and is wearing seven jeans and a ralf lauren polo."
by preppppppyyyyy December 28, 2005

Skanks who wear abercrombie, american eagle, and hollister and think they're better than everyone else because their dadys buy them everything they want. They are typically popular for god knows what reason. They suck.
Any "it" girl at school or in Los Angeles i.e Paris Skankbag hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc. Anyone elected prom queen could also be considered a prep
by DavidBowie June 23, 2007

The kind of people you see lots of at the Fashion Square Mall who sometimes walk up to people like me (the "loser" with the Nirvana jacket and frizzy hair) and ask for a dollar, expecting me to give one to them because I'm supposed to be so attracted to them in their slutty $150 Abercrombie shirts.
Me: Friggen' soda machine... c'mon man...
*group of preps walks up*
Prep: Hey like, can I have a dollar?
Me: Uh... why?
Prep: Because I uh like want a dollar, I'll be sad if I can't get one
Me: *laughs* I don't give a shit *walks away*
Preps: *giggling* What a dork
Me: I hate preps. You're all brainwashed. *flips off*
*group of preps walks up*
Prep: Hey like, can I have a dollar?
Me: Uh... why?
Prep: Because I uh like want a dollar, I'll be sad if I can't get one
Me: *laughs* I don't give a shit *walks away*
Preps: *giggling* What a dork
Me: I hate preps. You're all brainwashed. *flips off*
by Cody K September 1, 2005

A person who is completely and utterly EVIL. Usually wealthier than the average peon, and just plain old annoying and mean. They are usually considered the "popular" group and everyone hates them because they're always fake. They talk about everybody, even their own friends. Most likely, preps are the ones making fun of the "scenes", "emos", "indies", "hipsters", and everyone who's NOT a prep.
I've never met a "good" prep in my entire life.
I've never met a "good" prep in my entire life.
Girl 1: Oh, she's a popular girl, isn't she?
Girl 2: Yeah. She's a prep. She runs the school, makes fun of everybody, and will make this school a living hell. We try to stay away from her.
Girl 1: Does she know that people hate her so much?
Girl 2: Probably not, everyone here's fake and pretend to be her friend.
Girl 2: Yeah. She's a prep. She runs the school, makes fun of everybody, and will make this school a living hell. We try to stay away from her.
Girl 1: Does she know that people hate her so much?
Girl 2: Probably not, everyone here's fake and pretend to be her friend.
by Cat the Duck December 22, 2012

Preps are annoying loud things who shop only at mainstream brand name stores such as hollister,listen only to mainstream music such as justin bieber,one direction,miley cyrus,nicki minaj,and other crappy pop and rap music. Preppy girls usually wear very revealing outfits such as shorts so short that they might as well be under wear,shirts that show their belly and tits (if they even have any) and they usually have fake tans which looks stupid as fuck they also wear more makeup than their actual skin and oftenly bleach their hair blond unless they are naturally blond (but there are brunette preps to). And then the guys usually wear pants lowly to show their boxers thinking it looks gangster but in reality they look retarded,they usually have snap backs and,and usually look like black wannabes. Preps are very narrow minded as they usually hate and bully people such as goths,nerds,emos,metal heads,gays and scene kids for being different than them selves preps only like mainstream due to the fact that they are brain washed by the media,the media says something is cool,prep sees,prep thinks its cool. Preps are also the most annoying,unintelligent and retarded types of people to live and are basically the down fall of society.
preppy girl1:liek omg did you see that girl shes so weird because she doesnt look and act exactly like us!.
preppy girl2:OMG! you are right lets go judge her even though we never spoken to her in our lives,and harass her even though she never caused harm to us and has nothing to do with us! preppy girl1:thats a genious idea! every one will think were cool!
"weird girl":you guys are why abortions exist.
preppy girl2:OMG! you are right lets go judge her even though we never spoken to her in our lives,and harass her even though she never caused harm to us and has nothing to do with us! preppy girl1:thats a genious idea! every one will think were cool!
"weird girl":you guys are why abortions exist.
by otaku goth thing November 10, 2013

1)A kid, usually at a University in New England, who is a cross between a gentleman and a jerk, a jock and a wimp. Their habitat is includes the Harvard library, Brooks Brothers, cricket clubs, baseball clubs, polo clubs.
2) A type of dressing that walks a fine balance between sloppy and dressy and often utilises bright colours.
3) Contrary to popular belief, NOT characterised by clothes from A&F, Hollister. More like Brooks Brothers or J. Press.
2) A type of dressing that walks a fine balance between sloppy and dressy and often utilises bright colours.
3) Contrary to popular belief, NOT characterised by clothes from A&F, Hollister. More like Brooks Brothers or J. Press.
It was safe to say that Emma and Jack were preps, because Emma used a Brooks tie for a belt and Jack was obsessed with baseball.
by GoldenFleece April 10, 2009
