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the us in 2005 had a debate asking if pizza was a fruit and the outcome was ¨there is enough tomato in it to call it a fruit¨

so therefor pizza is a fruit
furnace: hey is pizza a fruit?
me: please shut up.
pizza by notmyrealname420 October 15, 2020
When you are too lazy to get the fuck up so you call GrubHub to bring you tomato paste on garlic bread with vegan cheese on top. Also known as pizza.
Jeez I just wanna Pizza today!“
Pizza by ThingsPreAPSays October 24, 2020
dino nugget hoe
mac and cheese bitch
dizzadizz
womp womp womp
SHHHH ITS NOT JACOB
thats pizza. my guy. dont mess with that mf hell drown yuh. have a nice day
pizza by sockittodicklepickles October 25, 2020
The most disgusting food in the history of the world.
Never eat pizza!
It is a disgusting combination of Cheese, Tomato Sauce and Whatever disgusting toppings you want on top.
*2 friends at lunch*
Pizza Friend: Hi
Me: Hi, you're eating pizza!
Pizza Friend: Ya?
Me: That's the most disgusting food in the world!!!!!!
The most disgusting food ever made
Pizza friend: Omg I love pizza
Me: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
its food
ring ring "hello this is the pizza place you order from" said the pizza guy "uh yeah hi id like a peperoni pizza" said probably you "allright bada bing" said the pizza guy
Pizza by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020