oscar

The cutest kid in highschool no homo, gets all the chicks with his anime powers. oscar may be burned up but his 2 inch always gets succed by the thicc blondie. Oscar gets 90 dollar haircuts and is always flexing on people like jesus and gael making them feel poor. oscar also has soft cheesy toes to suck

barber: wassup oscar
oscar: nun much cutie
barber: what kind of cut would you like
Oscar: have you ever seen the mountains in rancho Cucamonga
barber: SAY NO MORE FAM

by MR____spaNKY June 25, 2018

Oscar

Fucking dum dum tweeted bird pulled out off a Newport box

Oscar is a newport

by Jezgabby August 8, 2018

Oscar

Short illegal mexican who doesn't pay taxes who usually well be stopped at the border multiple times

Look there's an oscar on the run

by BeastMaster64 yuh August 8, 2018

Oscar

An awesome friendly guy who you will never find. Is a loyal friend. tall with blond hair and blue eyes. The girls can’t keep away but thank god cause he goes through a lot. He steals all the girls he’s a good friend an honest and awesome guy that you will never find anywhere else. If you find an Oscar then never lose him.

Where’s and Oscar when you need one

by An Oscar August 20, 2018

Oscar

The human embodiment of everyone know disability

Stop being such an oscar you twat

by AdamMandanda123 September 9, 2018

Oscar

That one person who puts pressure on you to send photos of yourself and nudes. The one that is very annoying and doesn't give a crap about anyone else. The bitch of the family. Likes to watch people in school get undressed and does anything he can to get into a relationship with a child.

Joe: 'This strange guy is messaging me!'
Calum: 'Lemme guess, Oscar?'

by ThatWeirdGuyDownYourStreet May 22, 2018

Oscar

A fat kid from melbourne. He is shit at sport and has no friends. He loves dick and gets no pussy.

"Oscar" has a chode.

by Weiner in your bumhole November 5, 2019