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Oscar

Oscar, where do I begin...Oscar is a special friend of yours, he is really annoying and has no personal hygiene but for some reason the girls can't stay away from him.

For example one time a girl blocked him on everything but due to his persistence they ended up being FWB.
Girl with common sense: Why do you keep hanging around him he is literally stalking you??
Girl under Oscars spell: I just want to be his friend yanno??
Girl with common sense: yep friends, totally not something else
Girl under Oscars spell: *giggles*
by Skeleton365 October 24, 2019
mugGet the Oscarmug.

oscar

1. An extremely sexy hispanic man

2. An extremely ugly American man
1. damn Oscar is one sexy latino
2. damn Oscar is one ugly ass american
by kyro1 October 28, 2017
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Oscar

66 centimeters unknown species.
Oscar"How tall am I?"
You"You're 66 centimeters and an unknown species.
by Bolluminati December 11, 2019
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Oscar

a massive twat face. Controlling and cocky even though he gets a face rash every time he tactical chunders. Likes to think beerio king but his girlfriend has him whipped like double cream.
wow man that oscar guy is a pure cocky twat and he is so whipped that his girlfriend could get him to get a boob job!

yeah man he is a fucking twat
by laoise bread April 26, 2019
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Oscar

Oscar Hodges small is named that because he is a very short person although his Goethe may be small he makes up for in penis length
Harry s : Oscar is sooo short man

Luke g : I know but he has a massive penis
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Oscar

Saying "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck." Bro. Oscar may not be the brightest, but he'll say fuck the longest. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
A: That kid got in trouble with the teacher yesterday
B: Why?
A: He pulled an Oscar
by Oscar Battaglia December 6, 2020
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Oscar

Oh man this guy is the sexiest man you will ever meet, and his toes are SO HOT
that guys so cool, what an oscar
by somerandompersonnobodyreally February 3, 2023
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