Someone who has to go to work, comes home and has to cook dinner and do the laundry, pays all the bills, and has a baby dick.
by Chilidog06 January 4, 2023
Get the Orlandomug. jasmine orlando is a girl on tiktok that got famous because of mattia and his hot friend group she’s also known by being CEO of not knowing the lyrics and saying the word “imagine” way to many times on her little very confusing storytimes. She’s also known as shawty or shorty and is taken by a boy who’s obviously playing her, named malik.
by Patricia Moon January 2, 2020
Get the jasmine orlandomug. Orlando did my dad
by fher fuyhognighnigm February 5, 2024
Get the Orlandomug. Gamer, Likes ChildreBig Hatsune Miku fan, #1 Waifu is Sumi, Guilty Gear -STRIVE- player, Kinda cringe, Works at Burger King, Unworthy douche, Absolute pleb, MEGA CHAD, Sexually attracted to bananas XD. Has committed twelve war crimes in Saudia Arabia and committed first-degree murder.
by Totalpleb December 7, 2021
Get the Orlando Alexis Medinamug. The Orlando Eye is the action, of poking your sexual partners eyes, farting repeatedly in his/her's face, and then proceeding to throw off her skyscraper.
Timmy: Yo Mark, did you hear what I did with Becky last night?
Mark: No, what did you do with Becky last night?
Timmy: She got the ole orlando eye treatment!
Mark: No, what did you do with Becky last night?
Timmy: She got the ole orlando eye treatment!
by thebooman21! April 21, 2023
Get the Orlando Eyemug.