Oxford Trifecta

When you're arrested in uptown Oxford, OH and you're charged with the classic pairing of
-Underage intoxication
-Disorderly conduct
-Possession of a fake I.D.

"Did you hear Chad got in a fight at Brick last night?"
"Yeah, Oxford PD got him with the Oxford Trifecta"

by firechuckmartin February 1, 2019

Ejecta trifecta

To be so sick or so frightened that you barf, poop and pee at the same time.

I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.

by OregonSushi May 10, 2021

bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) in a singular night, you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times throughout the night. Where or how it is done does not matter as long as it achieved by dawn

Craig- “Oii Damien did you hear that Jocko pulled the BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA last night with sally, amber and summer”

Damien- “what a fucken unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

Trifecta Pro Weekend

Having sex with a different girl on each day of the weekend (Friday, Saturday and Sunday).

It was fantastic! I partied every night and took home a different girl each time! I had a Trifecta Pro Weekend!

by swordsmen September 20, 2010

Trifecta

A Trifecta occurs when a man (or woman) takes a shit, urinates, and then ejaculates into the toilet before flushing, if he decides to flush at all. Typically all is done while seated and must be consecutive.

John: Dude where’s your bathroom I gotta take a piss?
Jackson: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, mike just finished a Trifecta.

by Ya_boi_cloud February 27, 2020

trifecta of coolness

Top three coolest, most loyal, ride or die friends u have.

Its time for a safety meeting but don't tell everyone- its only for the trifecta of coolness.

by kitegirlkitegirl April 19, 2015

Elephant Trunk Trifecta

A homoerotic sexual technique involving four males, in which the central performer satisfies all three of his partners simultaneously. He accomplishes this via the following strategy. Partner 1 sits atop his shoulders in reverse straddle position, with his penis inserted orally. Partner 2 is held mid-air around the waist (doggy style) while maintaining anal penetration. Partner 3 lays down flat on his back while the central performer proceeds to squat down onto his awaiting erection. Thus, the alpha stud is penetrated both orally and anally by studs 1 & 3, while simultaneously providing rear-end service to stud 2.

Mikey and Ken had been Eiffel Towering handsome young studs for years. But as his carnal desires grew stronger, Mikey decided that just one stud wasn’t enough, and he certainly didn’t want to share with Ken anymore. One night he went out to the club and brought home three young guys…college age stallions just bursting with pent up desire. Mikey didn’t want anyone to feel excluded from his affection. In a pround display of homoerotic prowess, he proceeded to service all three studs simultaneously by performing the fabled Elephant Trunk Trifecta!

by Kent Wade July 10, 2020