The Ash Wednesday

As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.
I gave her The Ash Wednesday last night, before mass.
by j-bbam August 22, 2011
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ash wednesday

the day at the beginning of lent, which lasts 40 days for roman catholics and a fasting day, the day after fat tuesday.
"Hey let's go get some lunch" "it's ash wednesday you moron"
by a.t.i. March 11, 2004
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Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 14, 2018
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wetboy wednesday

wetboy wednesday is whoever makes you the most wet, is your wetboy wednesday for that week
Brad is my wetboy wednesday

How do you know who makes it as a wetboy wednesday? check my pants ;)
by englishmuffinnn July 27, 2017
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Wednesday bitches

The type of women you might pick up at the bar on a Wednesday. Embarrassing but convenient. Similar to a ”Kansas City 10." Good, but only due to limited supply.
"Hey how was the bar last weekend?"
"Lame. Nothing but Wednesday bitches."
by ZZPlant September 02, 2019
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