robot emoji

1. The neutral, harmless emoji you send to a person you don’t want to talk to, leaving them endlessly confused as to what it means

2. The emoji you send to a friend to tell them that you don’t want to watch movies with robots

Rob sent the robot emoji to his friend Bob, leaving Bob unable to respond

by Supercalifragelousdicexpialodo September 19, 2020

robot whore

A female that is pre-programmed, usually through extensive psychological abuse at a young age, to be extremely easy to bed.

"Dude, I'm so horny right now I could screw a snow mound!"

"Bro, why don't you try Gina? She's a robot whore!"

by The Rach July 4, 2008

robot jokes

not funny.

Matt's robot jokes are not funny.

by captaingeech March 27, 2019

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling

Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.

by Am Byles May 29, 2018

Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

by vbpj October 19, 2014

Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013

human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

by enimm13 September 17, 2015