Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.

Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.

by i<3eg May 21, 2009

Coronavirus Blue balls

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.

Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.

by Shrek is love, Shrek is life March 31, 2020

Chat Blue Balls

The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.

Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.

by xctimmy November 24, 2011

blue balls

A painful situation that men with a large sack experience while sleeping. This occurs when the sheet on the bed gets tied around your sack and chokes out your balls - causing extreme pain and turning your balls a bluish purple color

I woke up screaming this morning - my sheet was tied around my sack choking out my left nut. Worst case of blue balls I ever had

by porky sanchez September 6, 2010

chat blue balls

The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off.

Person 1: "What's with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?"
Person 2: "He looked pretty pissed, he's probably suffering from chat blue balls again."

by big_dude May 29, 2011

music blue balls

waiting forever for your favorite song to play on the radio, in the pre-internet era

"man, i was getting 'music blue balls' waiting for that Buckethead guitar solo to play on the radio"

by medcan January 16, 2022

rental blue balls

When you are just about to rent some equipment to a customer and after you have everything prepped they cancel the order leaving you hanging with no finish!!!

Tim had rental blue balls after the second customer of the day canceled there reservation.

by Tmaxx530 September 28, 2023