The Napalm

The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.

Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.

Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.

Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm

by N3wt May 12, 2011

Conversation Napalm

A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.

Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.

Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.

by WordSmithDave October 9, 2013

sexual napalm

1. Jessica Simpson
2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.

CNN: It has been clarified by scientists that the massive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just Jessica Simpson on a manhunt. She emitted almost radioactive levels of sexual napalm.

Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"

by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010

nappy boy

1. ghetto chic

2. name t-pain addresses himself as in "kiss kiss" by chris brown ft. t-pain

"its pretty boy, and nappy boy."
"that nappy boy is hidin' in the bushes again!"

by hellachunk November 16, 2007

nappy-headed hos

A combination of nappy-headed, which is an insult of the tight, curly hair of blacks and ho, a common insult to black females.

"They're (Rutger's university women's basketball team) a bunch of nappy-headed hos." Don Imus.

by Murica Michelle April 19, 2007

Napping

Code for having sex. Used primarily by ex-couples who try to fool roommates into believing they are not making the sex. Highly unsuccessful.

Dude, are you and Juli back together?
Nah, we were just napping.
Sure....

by SalzMan January 6, 2009

NAPALMOWNED

An ownage, of biblical proportions.

Well, the use of Napalm over Vietnam, it's cruel, it was disgusting, but man, it was ownage.

by Napalm July 10, 2005